Sunday, January 3, 2010


What happens when your dice loose the force? What I mean is when you roll average or above you don't think twice about it, but when you start rolling a large amount of ones then that gets your attention. This is what happened to me in a game against Brent and it was not pretty. I had two oblits against his 5 demon nurgles and got wiped out when I rolled snake eyes and then failed a one for the fearless test wound. Then I lost my demon prince right after that with a role of 3 ones. No matter what the situation I could not roll to save my life. I made a ton of mistakes this game that put me in positions to have to role for wounds and got overwhelmed pretty quickly. The demon army plays very differently than any other army in the warhammer world, and the more I play them, the more I will learn what to do against them. But still what can you do if your dice go south? Well if you were me you act like an asshat to one of your friends. I think the only thing that saved me from being a total bitch is that my buddy sent me a text with a girl eating shit out of another girls ass. No matter how you feel when you see a pic like that it will change whatever mood you are in, I promise you that. I did send an apology to Brent and of course I will force myself to look at my phone the next time my dice crap out, which I'm hoping doesn't happen. I may have to go play nurgle if the dice keep this up! Anyone have an idea what else to do other than microwaving dice (which is what Brent does I swear to God he told me so)? I can't go to hell for a little white lie can I?